SmileyMIA

 Can you random like me? The clouds shiver and cry. When I turn my lights off, my lamp turns on, And crawls up my bed, saying, "The melons are on the ceiling" I check but I am unamused. For there are no melons, But big feet, dancing on my ceiling And I tell them, "Now now Charlie" And they stop But then they continue. The snake that was cut in half, makes magic show and sprawls. There is a cracked window I look through it and say, "What a pretty pony" And merge with the wall And become one with the house. The lovely red hair on the pole whispers sensual things to me But i ignore it because I am a house Therefore I have no genitals But th